Moe is objectively awesome.
مصدر المعلومة: مو. الشاهد: مو برضه. Very independent research. Trust the process.
M↔M DEPARTMENT OF VERY SERIOUS AFFAIRS
TOP SECRET
إلا لو إنتي ميرا
إلا لو إنتي ميرا
Absolutely legitimate evidence
10 VERY REAL REASONS WHYMERA SHOULD TALK TO MOE.
An extremely serious presentation prepared by a very serious man. يا ميرا، الموضوع كله بالأدلة والبراهين. تقريبًا.
بس بلاش تعدّي الأسباب، عشان خاطري.
10 / 10 REASONS VERIFIED ✓*Verification by Moe. No independent auditors were harmed.
Exhibits A through ... something
THE EVIDENCE 💌
هي ١٠ أسباب فعلًا. متسأليش أسئلة كتير.
Mera is short. Shelves are tall.
وده مش تنمّر، دي أزمة لوجستية. Tall Moe = premium top-shelf assistance. You're welcome.
Mera loves danger. Moe bites.
بس عض خفيف وبإذن رسمي طبعًا. Thrills! Adventure! Very reasonable safety standards.
Premium nonsense, free of charge.
اشتراك مجاني، وهبل بلا حدود. Customer support is available 24/7. (It's just Moe.)
Because reason five was SO good.
ينفع نعدّه مرتين، إيه المشكلة؟ Please stop looking at the numbering. That's rude.
He made a WEBSITE instead of texting “hi.”
وده طبعًا تصرّف إنسان طبيعي جدًا جدًا. Please do not call an adult.
Someone has to keep Moe humble.
وإنتي مؤهلة جدًا تقولي له «يا مو، إنت عبيط» with devastating accuracy. An important public service.
And, actually... talking again might be nice.
من غير دراما ولا خطاب تاريخي. Just a hello. Possibly a laugh. ويمكن حبة هبل.
خلصنا العشرة! شايفة؟ الحساب مظبوط أهو. 🙂
End of presentation · probably
SOOO... HI, MERA?
Behind all the fraudulent mathematics: I miss having you around.
لو حابة، حتى لو مجرد «هاي». No pressure, no dramatic soundtrack. Unless you want one.